Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast
Niecy Nash-Betts
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Tammy
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Nick Swardson
Terry
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Kathryn Smith
Jello Wrestler
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Mary Castro
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Showalter
Paul
Shanti Hall
Hot Paramedic
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Michael Hoback
Barry Baum
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
David Cohen
Policeman (uncredited)
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Duke Gonzalez
Self (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
J. P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Bobby Silva
Bartender (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
Crew
John Refoua
Editor
John Landgraf
Producer
Michael Shamberg
Producer
Robert Ben Garant
Executive Producer
Stacey Sher
Producer
Paul Young
Executive Producer
Robert Ben Garant
Director
Peter Principato
Executive Producer
Joe Kessler
Director of Photography
Danny DeVito
Producer
Craig Wedren
Original Music Composer
Julie Ashton
Casting
Kerri Kenney
Executive Producer
Mary Ann Bozek
Costume Design
Chick Bernhard
Stunts
Cole S. McKay
Stunts
Gene LeBell
Stunts
Chuck Michael
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Christopher Flick
Foley Editor
Yann Delpuech
Sound Effects Editor
Robert Ben Garant
Writer
James Bolt
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sarah Monat
Foley Artist
Kerri Kenney
Writer
Thomas Lennon
Writer
Chuck Michael
Supervising Sound Editor
Yann Delpuech
Dialogue Editor
Dennis C. Salcedo
Sound Mixer
Mildred Iatrou
Supervising Sound Editor
Robin Harlan
Foley Artist
Sandi Yi-Trimble
Co-Producer
Sandi Yi-Trimble
Supervising Producer
Tiko Pavoni
Camera Operator