Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast
Jonathan Adams
Lord Coltwind
Christopher Biggins
Jeremy Longhorn
Katy Manning
Hermione Longhorn
Diane Langton
Gladys Armitage
Gordon Tanner
Big Dick
Beth Porter
Billie Harris
Max Mason
Dave
Christopher Neil
Brendan
Richard Caldicot
Ambrose Cream
Stephen Marsh
Rudolph
Prudence Drage
Millicent Bindle
Jeremy Hawk
Vernon Peabody
Rayner Bourton
Johnny
Stephen Riddle
Simon
Sheila Bernette
Casting Girl
Tony Sympson
Grandfather
Beatrice Shaw
Grandmother
Jenny Short
Maggie
Michael Worsley
Charlie
Nicholas Young
Deadeye Dick
Lewis Barber
Mexican Pete
Anna Quayle
Reverend Mother
David Toguri
Kung Fu Artist
George Moon
Nightwatchman
Dave Carter
Laboratory Man
Connie Brodie
Royal Personage
Bill Maelor-Jones
Cinema Manager
Graham Ashley
Projectionist
Stephanie Cole
Traffic Warden (uncredited)
Laurie Goode
Cowboy (uncredited)
Kristin Hatfield
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
Derek Martin
Floor Manager (uncredited)
Mary Millington
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)
Charles Pemberton
Policeman (uncredited)
Jenny Tomasin
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)
Crew
Martin Campbell
Director
Michael Armstrong
Writer
Stanley A. Long
Writer
Stanley A. Long
Producer
Barry Jacobs
Executive Producer
Pat Foster
Editor
Carlotta Barrow
Production Design
Don Carmody
Production Manager
Ken Turner
Production Manager
Peter Hannan
Director of Photography
Betty Blattner
Makeup Artist
Jan Dorman
Hairstylist
Roger Simons
Assistant Director
Dermot O'Dea
Property Master
Stan Phillips
Sound Recordist
Paul Weston
Stunts
Bert Lloyd
Gaffer
Bob Sharman
Camera Operator