Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Akon
Himself
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Monty Cox
Old Man
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Jenny McCarthy
Herself
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Harel Calderon
Party Patron #1
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Nik Dodani
Raja
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Crew
Cameron Van Hoy
Writer
John Asher
Writer
John Asher
Director
Lauren Mary Kim
Stunt Double
Natalie Padilla
Stunts
Dominika Posserén
Casting
Janelle Scuderi
Casting
Tim Murphy
Co-Producer
Joseph Bauer
Original Music Composer
Stefanie Lain
Costume Designer
Tyler Jensen
Production Design
Warren Bowman
Editor
Craig Herring
Supervising Editor
Blake T. Evans
Director of Photography
Eric Gores
Executive Producer
Rod Hamilton
Executive Producer
John Asher
Producer
Cameron Van Hoy
Producer
Kelly Noonan
Producer
Lola Davidson
Stunt Double
Carl Ciarfalio
Stunt Coordinator
Jeff Imada
Stunt Coordinator
Chris Brewster
Stunts
J.P. Romano
Stunts
Tsuyoshi Abe
Stunts
Jefferson Cox
Stunts