Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast

Anna Nicole Smith
Tanya

Ellen Greene
Louise

Ed Williams
Ted

Raye Birk
Papshmir

Matt Roe
Clayton

Wylie Small
Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell
Stenographer

Earl Boen
Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright
Store Manager

Lorali Hart
Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler
Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal
Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman
Jason

Rosalind Allen
Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker
Nurse

Lois de Banzie
Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack
Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs
Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown
Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb
Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis
Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman
Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo
Trucker

Tom Finnegan
Priest

Hammam Shafie
Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
Cabbie

Danny Daniels
Cabbie

Joe Grifasi
Director

Vanna White
Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry
Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton
Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner
Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder
Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino
Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora
Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio
Security Guard

Gary Cooper
Cop

Christopher J. Keene
Cop

Joe Flood
Cop

Scott Evers
Umpire

Paul A. Hutton
Doctor

Burton Zucker
Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau
Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur
Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman
Train Lady #3

David Zucker
Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss
Tuba Player

Peter Segal
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr
Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain
Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan
Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell
Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing
Assistant Director

David Malloy
Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin
Gabriella

Julie Strain
Dominatrix

Andrew Craig
Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco
Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin
Conductor

Adam Hasart
Frank Jr.

John Capodice
Mr. Big

Glen Chin
Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi
Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson
Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn
Waldo

Timothy Watters
President Clinton

Eugene Greytak
Pope

Aaron Seville
Cop

Blane Savage
Dancer

Michael Chambers
Dancer

T.C. Diamond
Dancer

Brett Heine
Dancer

Jerald Vincent
Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward
Dancer

Brian Wightman
Dancer

Bryan Anthony
Dancer

Paul Feig
Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison
Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon
Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott
Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber
Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons
Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg
Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli
Mourner

Taran Killam
Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis
Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert
Old Man

Nikki Segal
Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones
James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch
Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty
Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould
Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway
Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey
Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.
Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young
Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis
Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba
Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri
Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

George Sasaki
Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)

Gary Cooper
Cop
Crew
David Zucker
Writer
Pat Proft
Writer
Peter Segal
Director
Jim Abrahams
Executive Producer
Robert K. Weiss
Producer
Gil Netter
Executive Producer
Robert LoCash
Writer
Jeff Wright
Associate Producer
Simone Boisseree
Stunts
Paul E. Short
Stunts
Al Goto
Stunts
Eugene Collier
Stunts
Marian Green
Stunts
Robert M. Stevens
Director of Photography
Bruce Crone
Art Direction
Ira Newborn
Original Music Composer
Jeff Imada
Stunts
Gene LeBell
Stunts
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Stunts
Chuck Picerni Jr.
Stunts
William C. Gerrity
Co-Producer
Ashley Burnham
Art Department Coordinator
Richard W. Jones
Greensman
Pamela Basker
Casting
Mary E. Vogt
Costume Design
Jerry Zucker
Executive Producer
Robert Primes
Additional Photography
David Zucker
Producer
Lawrence G. Paull
Production Design
Michael Ewing
Associate Producer
Robert LoCash
Co-Producer
James R. Symons
Editor
Kathe Klopp
Set Designer
Robert L. Anderson
Construction Coordinator
John Berger
Set Designer
Joseph Musso
Production Illustrator
Steve Koch
Sculptor
David Emmerichs
Steadicam Operator
Vince del Castillo
Transportation Coordinator
Gregory Gontz
First Assistant Editor
Eric Klosterman
Location Manager
Gloria D'Alessandro
Sound Editor
Bob Moore Jr.
Set Costumer
Raymond A. McLaughlin
Transportation Captain
Renée George
Electrician
Peter McKernan Jr.
Aerial Coordinator
John Hockridge
First Assistant Director
Greg Cantrell
Rigging Gaffer
Burton Lindemoen
Rigging Grip
Michael Tadross
Executive In Charge Of Production
Jeff Carson
Music Editor
Clark 'Cajun' Davis
Craft Service
Bill MacSems
Property Master
Kate Brinegar
Casting Associate
Miranda Garrison
Choreographer
Anna Baltimore
Set Medic
Robert J. Elisberg
Unit Publicist
Tom Randol
Set Dressing Artist
Jeff Jarvis
Special Effects Coordinator
Michael P. Finnegan
Propmaker
William C. Gerrity
Unit Production Manager
Elton MacPherson
Production Accountant
Anne Couk
Assistant Sound Editor
Don Lee
Digital Compositors
Mykel Denis
Visual Effects Coordinator
Jeff Case
Grip
Phil Adams
Stunts
Gil Gagnon
Production Coordinator
Joseph A. Ippolito
Supervising Sound Editor
Ron Phillips
Still Photographer
Elaina P. Schulman
Hairstylist
Richard Anton
Driver
Alexandra Datig
Stand In
Phil Hetos
Color Timer
Pamela Bentkowski
Foley Editor
Stephen Abrums
Makeup Artist
Paul Avery
Lighting Technician
Hank Garfield
Sound Mixer
Marjorie K. Chan
Costume Supervisor
Brad Kuehn
Digital Effects Supervisor
David Kuklish
Visual Effects Supervisor
Andy Gill
Stunts
Laura Albert
Stunts
Jeffrey G. Barnett
Stunts
Robert Fernandez
Scoring Mixer
Peewee Piemonte
Stunts
Jimmy N. Roberts
Stunts
Robert K. Weiss
Second Unit Director
Ellis Cohen
Costumer
David B. Miller
Special Props
Margaret E. Elliott
Extras Makeup Artist
Joseph J. Kontra
Second Assistant Director
Christopher G. Feederle
Assistant Property Master
Stephen Janisz
ADR Editor
Violet Cazanjian
Second Second Assistant Director
Douy Swofford
Title Designer
Ken Dufva
Foley Artist
Alberto S. Ramos
Dolly Grip
Benny McNulty
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Bob Baron
ADR Mixer
Theresa Repola Mohammed
Negative Cutter
Doug Netter
Art Department Production Assistant
Bruce Paul Barbour
Stunt Double
Ira Newborn
Conductor
John Cassel
Special Effects Technician
David Thornsberry
Assistant Location Manager
Eric Gotthelf
Foley Mixer
Steven W. Gage
Second Company Grip
Brigette Lester
Assistant Production Coordinator
Leslie J. Kovacs
Chief Lighting Technician
Bill Cochran
Special Effects Assistant
Paul E. Sutton
First Company Grip
Richard Patterson
Digital Supervisor
Jeremy Alter
Production Assistant
Hubie Kerns Jr.
Stunt Driver
Barbie Block
Casting Assistant
Michael Cain
Generator Operator
Felicidad Contreras
Payroll Accountant
Fred Stafford
Supervising ADR Editor
Patricia Tallman
Stunts
Mary Peters
Stunts
Debbie Lynn Ross
Stunts
Alexis Vogel
Makeup Artist





