Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast

Molly Shannon
Marilyn

Michael Madsen
Oliver

Chris Elliott
Ezekiel

Carmen Electra
Holly

Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq

Phil McGraw
Dr. Phil

Cloris Leachman
Mrs. Norris

Conchita Campbell
Rachel

Beau Mirchoff
Robbie Ryan

Kevin Hart
CJ

DeRay Davis
Marvin

Simon Rex
George

YoungBloodZ
YoungBloodZ

Bryan Callen
Harper

Alonzo Bodden
Jamison

Dave Attell
Knifeman

Holly Madison
Blonde #1

Bridget Marquardt
Blonde #2

Kendra Wilkinson
Blonde #3

Drew Mikuska
Cody

Chingy
Chingy

Fabolous
Gunman

Lil Jon
Gloating Driver

Henry Mah
Mr. Koji

Garrett Masuda
Japanese Ghost Boy

John Reardon
Jeremiah

Campbell Lane
Amos

Catherine Barroll
Female Elder #1

Anna Ferguson
Female Elder #2

Sean Allan
Male Elder #2

Ralph Alderman
Male Elder #3

Brad Sihvon
'His Brother, The Sheriff!'

Dave Leach
Mordecai

Andrew McNee
Hoss

Tomoko Sato
Japanese Ghost Woman

Edward Moss
Michael Jackson

Dru Williams
Cindy's Husband

Debra Wilson
Oprah

Laura Dash
Saw Villain - Alien

David Mylrea
Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'

Craig Mazin
Saw Villain (voice)

David Zucker
Zoltar (voice)

Michael McDonald
Tiffany Stone

Champagne Powell
Don King

Steve Archer
Secret Service Agent

Tim Henry
Dock Foreman

Alex Bruhanski
Tiffany's Trainer

Doug Abrahams
Fight Referee

Blaine Anderson
Vendor at Fight

Dale Wolfe
Hang Gliding Man

Ann Warn Pegg
'Were You Naked?'

Jess McLeod
Little Girl

David MacKay
'Alien Attack!'

Tony Ali
Terrorist

Jana Mitsoula
Running Woman #1

Sharon Simms
Running Woman #2

Mark Burgess
'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'

Wes Taylor
Marilyn's New Husband

Gwenda Lorenzetti
Mr. Koji's Assistant

Brenda McDonald
Old Lady Henderson

Tim O'Halloran
Pigface Joe

Darren Rizzolo
Spit Take Kid #1

Adam Cannel
Spit Take Kid #2

Sadie Decoste
Spit Take Kid #3

Michelle Grigor
Spit Take Kid #4

Leandro Iddrisu
Spit Take Kid #5

Justin Callan
Spit Take Kid #6

Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe
Chingy's Girl #1

Christie Laing
Chingy's Girl #2

Angelique Naude
Chingy's Really Hot Waitress

Dexter Bell
Chingy's Hype Man

Beverley Breuer
Blonde Woman in Alien Basket

Scott Barratt
Fight Announcer

Barry W. Levy
National Spokesman

Darryl Scheelar
Shotgun Man

Rorelee Tio
Yoko

Steve Kiziak
Tom's Neighbor #1

Link Baker
Tom's Neighbor #2

Kimberley Buchanan
Tom's Neighbor #3

Kathryn Dobbs
School Teacher

Tony Morelli
Ball Scratcher

Tina Hosford
Wet T-Shirt Girl #1

Elisa King
Wet T-Shirt Girl #2

Andrea Morrow
Wet T-Shirt Girl #3

Monica Dillon
Mahalik's Grandmother

Sarah Edmondson
Bar Waitress

Kwesi Ameyaw
Soldier

Ted Friend
Reporter

Daniel Bruce
Belgian Minister

Chic Gibson
UN Diplomat #1

Robbie Segulam
UN Diplomat #2

Nimet Kanji
UN Diplomat #3

Gabriela Cerecero
UN Diplomat #4

Michael Ikeda
UN Diplomat #5

Mina E. Mina
UN Diplomat #6

Ahmad Sharmrou
UN Diplomat #7

Steadwick D'Penha
UN Diplomat #8

Gregory Bennett
Russian Diplomat

Uget Ebony
UN Diplomat #10

George Grove
Doctor

Charlie Sheen
Tom Logan (uncredited)

James Earl Jones
Narrator (uncredited)

Patrice O'Neal
Rasheed (uncredited)

Chris Williams
Marcus (uncredited)

Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert
Principal (uncredited)

Kimani Ray Smith
Cut Man (uncredited)

Yaroslav Poverlo
Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)

Amber Borycki
Dancer (uncredited)
Crew
Craig Mazin
Screenplay
Craig Herring
Editor
David Zucker
Director
Craig Mazin
Producer
Pat Proft
Screenplay
Thomas E. Ackerman
Director of Photography
James L. Venable
Original Music Composer
Tom Lewis
Editor
Jim Abrahams
Screenplay
Tony Morelli
Stunt Coordinator
Ali Dunn
Stunt Double
Janene Carleton
Stunts
Andrea Kinsky
Stunts
Krista Bell
Stunts
Larissa Stadnichuk
Stunts
Terrance Leigh
Stunt Double
Rick Pearce
Stunts
Brad Kelly
Stunts
Dan Shea
Stunts
Beverly Knight
Stunts
Darren E. Scott
Stunts
Mathew Yanagiya
Stunts
Sharon Simms
Stunts
Kathy Hubble
Stunts
Michelle Jeanpierre
Stunts
Eli Zagoudakis
Stunt Double
Jovan Nenadic
Stunts
Nicholas Harrison
Stunt Double
Ashlea Earl
Stunts
Leif Havdale
Stunts
Duane Dickinson
Stunts
Alex Chiang
Stunts
Bruce Crawford
Stunts
Tommy Europe
Stunts
Laura Lee Connery
Stunt Double
Byron Brisco
Stunts
Celia Bond
Stunts
Kimberly Chiang
Stunts
Chad Bellamy
Stunts
Colby Chartrand
Stunts
Tanya Allen
Stunt Double
Nesta Chapman
Stunts
Tanya Allen
Stunts
Raymond Chan
Stunts
Brett Chan
Stunts
Janina Dall Nenadic
Stunts
Rene Bishop
Stunts
Rikki Gagne
Stunts
Rorelee Tio
Stunts
James Bamford
Stunts
Doug Chapman
Stunts
Jeff Sanca
Stunt Double
Harvey Weinstein
Executive Producer
Crystal Dalman
Stunts
Holger Gross
Production Design
Phil Dornfeld
Associate Producer
Bob Weinstein
Executive Producer
Nikolette Orlandou
Associate Producer
Roger Mussenden
Casting
Shannon Gottlieb
Set Decoration
William Heslup
Art Direction
Carol Ramsey
Costume Design
Robert K. Weiss
Producer
Grace Gilroy
Co-Producer
Gail Irvine
Props
Keith Christiansen
Sculptor
Graham Coutts
Property Master
Angela Schneider
Art Department Assistant
Rick Kramer
Greensman
Chris Beach
Set Designer
David Crone
Camera Operator
Andrew Emde
Assistant Art Director
Adam Catt
Set Dressing Artist
Mike McLeod
Construction Foreman
Kevin Clark
Leadman
Darren Michaels
Still Photographer
Liz Farrell
Key Hair Stylist
Luisa Dalmagro
Set Costumer
Doug Hardwick
Construction Coordinator
Anneke Van Oort
Art Department Coordinator
Jennifer Grossman
Costume Supervisor
Joe Aleck
Grip
Angelina P. Cameron
Hairstylist
Rebeccah Delchambre
Key Makeup Artist
Ellen Falguiere
Assistant Costume Designer
Sean M. Harding
First Assistant Camera
Kim Olsen
Key Grip
Stan Edmonds
Makeup Artist
Jeff 'JJ' Dashnaw
Stunt Coordinator
Grace Gilroy
Production Manager
Mark Jacyszyn
Production Supervisor
Maggie Rodford
Music Supervisor
Mark Berrow
Musician
Danny Torres
Systems Administrators & Support
Samuel R. Harrison III
Video Assist Operator
Dave Bozman
Driver
Rob Fournier
Armorer
Martin Astles
Makeup Effects
Jordan Acomba
First Assistant Editor
Shawn Sykora
Foley Editor
Jeff Harvey
Best Boy Electric
Roderick Matte
Boom Operator
Vicki Galloway Weimer
Executive Visual Effects Producer
Danielle de Smit
Script Supervisor
Geoff Teoli
Location Manager
Jim Schultz
Music Editor
Martine Bilodeau
Scenic Artist
Mary Jo MacVey
Studio Teacher
Brigitte Prochaska
Unit Publicist
Leah Graham
Production Coordinator
Suzette Barnett
Compositor
Christian P. Minkler
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Robert Althoff
Sound Recordist
Joshua Levinson
Post Production Supervisor
Robert Milicevic
Security
Jeff Maynard
Digital Intermediate
Matthew Stein
Executive In Charge Of Production
Trevor Addie
Stunts
Ryan Bailey
Gaffer
Sean Oxenbury
Rigging Gaffer
Steve Eathorne
First Assistant Director
Nikki Amoriasino
Special Effects Coordinator
Steve Ellis
Transportation Captain
Aura Pithart
Stand In
Toby Gorman
Lighting Technician
Paal Anand
3D Artist
Brenda Ilic
Visual Effects Coordinator
Gian Ganziano
Visual Effects Editor
Michael Magill
Dialogue Editor
Hamilton Sterling
Supervising Sound Editor
James Morioka
Sound Effects Editor
Mat Beck
Visual Effects Supervisor
Alison O'Brien
Visual Effects Producer
Brian Dixon
Scoring Mixer
Steven Ticknor
Sound Designer
Murray Brown
Sound Mixer
Don Anderson
Assistant Property Master
Jane Pearson
Assistant Accountant
Rik Panero
I/O Manager
Ellie Fox
Payroll Accountant
Dawn Climie
Costume Set Supervisor
Andrew S. Eisen
Associate Editor
Beverly Bernacki
Digital Compositor
Daniel Abramson
Production Assistant
Dan Gorval
Best Boy Grip
Norm Li
Camera Trainee
Jeff Barnes
Production Executive
Anne-Marie Leidl
Graphic Designer
James Moriana
Foley Artist
John Cluff
Special Effects Assistant
Corey Robson
Digital Imaging Technician
Melissa Kostenbauder
Casting Assistant
Sam Restivo
Post Production Coordinator
Alex Gibson
Supervising Music Editor
Darcy Woodley
Animal Wrangler
Zack Fox
Assistant Production Coordinator
Jan Holmsten
Construction Buyer
Everette Webber
Digital Intermediate Editor
Tyler Woeste
Second Assistant Camera
Devin Sterling
Digital Intermediate Producer
Dean Collins
Key Rigging Grip
Dan Keeler
Special Effects Best Boy
Ryan Monro
Dolly Grip
Sandra Couldwell
Extras Casting
Daniel Mansfield
Third Assistant Director
Denise Horta
ADR Editor
Chris Hampton
Special Effects Technician
Phil Dornfeld
Second Unit Director
Andrew Bock
First Assistant Sound Editor
Avram D. Gold
Supervising ADR Editor
Peter Kwong
Assistant Editor
Mo Henry
Negative Cutter
Ellen Anderson
Costumer
Rita Ciccozzi
First Assistant Makeup Artist
Nelson Dewey
Storyboard Artist
Lori C. Miller
Title Designer
Carmen Lavender
Sound Assistant
Ryan Bozajian
VFX Artist
Susie McIlwaine
Location Production Assistant
Jill McQueen
First Assistant Production Coordinator
Reid Paul
Digital Effects Producer
Harvey Lowry
Director of Operations
Jason Dunn
Matte Painter
Mark DeSimone
ADR Mixer
Tami Treadwell
ADR Recordist
Jeremy Peirson
Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Robert Blye
CG Animator
Nick Ingman
Conductor
Kirk Chiswell
Assistant Camera
Renee Bella
Assistant Location Manager
Ray Scalice
General Manager
Steve Hutchins
Rotoscoping Artist
Hugo Steele
Stunts
Shawn Wayans
Characters
Marlon Wayans
Characters
Buddy Johnson
Characters
Phil Beauman
Characters
Jason Friedberg
Characters
Aaron Seltzer
Characters
Chris Webb
Stunts





