Full Cast & Crew
Top Billed Cast
Full Cast
Cyndi Lauper
Little Johnny's Mom
Adam Ferrara
Dr. Feelgood
John Scurti
Sheriff
Victoria Clark
Teacher
Joe Starr
Coach
Adam Sietz
Morty
Caitlin FitzGerald
Bank Teller
John Lavelle
The Writer
Lyndsey Anderson
Sexy Bartender
Sam Oz Stone
Little Johnny
Larry Holmes
The Judge
Josh Frieser
Producer as a Boy
Livia Scott
Nun
Emmanuel Yarborough
Janitor
David Coe
First BJ Guy
Stephanie Gatschet
Wife
Natalie Harrah
Hot Girl at Chalkboard
Travis Kauppila
Young Hillbilly #1
Tom DiNardo
Older Hillbilly
Kirk Gagnon
Young Hillbilly #2
Boomer Tibbs
Boardmember #1
Leah Lapidus
Boardmember #2
Bill Rapp
Boardmember #3
Sheila Mart
Eleanor
Ginger Rich
Boardmember #5
Terence Exodus
Bingo Man
Joy Seligsohn
Candy Lady
Sammy Marten
Veterinarian
George Chevallier
Birthday Boy
Ted Ferguson
Joke-Telling Priest
Claudia L. Brown
Cheap Trick
Alan Donnes
Bartender
Chris Henry
Production Assistant
Alec Lynch
Little Johnny's Brother
Tanner Colby
Gay Taxidermist
Andrew Wuestenfeld
Pirate
Kent Cassella
Widower
Hannah Stoor
Girl at School
Marisa Valente
English Teacher
Roger Byers
Priest with Pizza
Bryan Fitzgerald
Auditioner #1
Andrew Ward
Auditioner #2
Scott Rossini
Auditioner #3
Lindsey E. Vuolo
Self
Jeanine Hill
Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
Debbie Schwartz
Topless Twin #1
Lauren Schwartz
Topless Twin #2
Jordanna James
Sexy Midget
Max Rock
Chunks Owner
Asher Suss
Parish Priest
Richard Labit
Little Boy at School
Todd Levin
Man Who Orders Hot Dog
David Thornton
Little Johnny's Dad
Greg White
Bad Actor
Stephanie Restivo
Stripper #1
Josh Duffy
Surfer
Bianca Del Rio
Drag Queen
Doua Moua
Wing Thai
Blaire Whitney
Good Sport
Art Schorr
Vienna Sausage Grandpa
John D'Leo
Vienna Sausage Boy
Joe Melendez
FBI Agent
Shavon Ryan
Stripper #2
Bettina Niedermann
Tiffany
Chloe Whiteford
Hairy Chested Girl
Jana Dendinger
Brunette Bikini Babe
Brandy Moon
Big Boob Blonde
Hans Freiwald
Sperm Donor
Richard Kohn
Old Vienna Sausage Guy
Hawk French
Eddie
Sophia Meloni
Suzy
Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.
Black Midget
Matthew Seife
Tutu Boy
Connor Denis
Big Mormon
Chip Rybak
Little Mormon
Rose Lamarche
Bikini Lady
Crew
Jerry Daigle
Director
Alan Donnes
Producer
Jerry Daigle
Producer
George Gibson
Director of Photography
George Pattison
Director of Photography
Christopher Martini
Editor
Michael Arata
Executive Producer
Joe Delia
Original Music Composer
John B. Donnes III
Executive Producer
Howard McMaster
First Assistant Director
Greg White
First Assistant Director
Mike Decrescenzo
Sound Mixer
Tony Arnaud
Best Boy Grip
Mark Lake
Associate Producer
Edith Dupré LeBlanc
Unit Production Manager
Pyare Fortunato
First Assistant "B" Camera
Andrew Buchler
Associate Producer
John M. Bolz
Boom Operator
Jeff Cirbes
Digital Imaging Technician
Anne Newton-Harding
Wardrobe Supervisor
Peter Reniers
Camera Operator
Mark Proscia
Best Boy Electric
Joan Ozment
Makeup & Hair
George Pattison III
Best Boy Grip
Kathleen E. Kearney
Second Assistant Director
Alan Wolfe
First Assistant "A" Camera
Diedre Kane
Property Master
Daniel J. Rector
Key Grip
Kathleen Richards
Makeup & Hair
Joseph Metzger
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Miles Strassner
Dolly Grip
Mark Proscia Jr.
Gaffer
Jan McLaughlin
Sound
John K. Conway
Set Dresser
Mikey Jackson
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Karim Raoul
Second Assistant Camera
Sharon Watt
Script Supervisor
Shawn Boyd
Best Boy Grip
Mary McNamara
Makeup Artist
Jonathan Kealey
Gaffer
Coburn Boyd
Props
Paul Volo
Key Grip
Joy T. Lane
Additional Script Supervisor
J.C. Cameron Brueckner
Online Editor
Tom Conway
Leadman
John McCormick
Sound Mixer
Renaldo Jackson
Gaffer
Byron Marigny
Best Boy Electric
P.J. Brockett
Gaffer
Carl Peterson
Grip
Linda Giammarese
Wardrobe Supervisor
Brandon Baudier
Camera Operator
Adam Bandera
Sound Mixer
Eric Carle
"B" Camera Operator
Bennett Cain
First Assistant Camera
Jacob Wilson
Grip
Jasper L. Johnson III
Key Grip
Tim Werenko
Post Production Producer
Tom Wayland
ADR Engineer
Bill Stokes
Colorist
Alan Donnes
Writer
Tanner Colby
Writer
Christopher Meloni
Director